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When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water
I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.
by bemused January 15, 2015
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He is the coolest guy to be around and a party never starts until he arrives with his badass irish attitude. All the girls flock to cat fight over him until he breaks up the fight by saying he will be willing to do a raffle.
He performs like crazy in bed with his rhino penis and he has a different girl every week because of the blasted raffle he set up. He has his eye on one particular girl right now and if she asked he would fuck here in the pussy
by bemused September 10, 2014
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