Definitions by beepboop

Spilt my beer 

Stated when something that happened/seen was so funny that it made one accidentally or theoretically spill their beer from laughing so hard

Person 1: Did you see that video of Will from last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it

Spilt my beer by beepboop January 2, 2019

First-Waver

A person who is so ridiculously domesticated that there is no doubt in your mind that, if the world were to become inhospitable to the masses, the person in question would surely be among the first to die due to their incompetence and lack of adaptability.

A: Christ in a chicken basket! I just saw someone return bottled water because they didn't like the taste.
B. Wow! What a shitty first-waver! In fact, I doubt she'll even make it to the first wave.

First-Waver by beepboop April 27, 2009