2 definitions by beautiful biotch

A family of redneck white folks with daughters bound to be pregnant and missing teeth by the time they can "legally" purchase alcohol.

Happy hour is whenever they get out of bed, and they will forever live in some little town nobody's heard of.

Parents never had a college education, and they say things like, "anyways"...
"That chick is so freckled and pot-bellied."

"Such a Townley!"
by beautiful biotch February 16, 2010
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This word combination refers to the state of a person when on drugs.
tripper- "Oh, I'm on a sick one!"
by beautiful biotch February 16, 2010
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