2 definitions by beast_is_wild

Top Definition
A slutty, drunk, older, slightly trashy looking woman at the bar looking to pick up younger men.
Bro, is that your mom at the end of the bar acting like a drunken clam?
by beast_is_wild May 03, 2009
A female of excessive girth or barely lacking an aesthetically pleasing physical appearance that is a total slut and will let you poke her with a stick while fucking her because of her lack of self esteem.
Fat Monica from 'Friends' was a total slampig.
by beast_is_wild May 03, 2009
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