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A place where everyone lives in igloos, places hockey, and keeps either a polar bear or beaver as a pet. We eat pancakes and drink beer all day, and say ah after eveything we say, ah!
American:Oh canadian "ah", where's your pet beaver?
Canadian:Right hear, Beaver..... attack!
"Canada"
by beast668 August 27, 2009
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