3 definitions by beardman

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When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.
Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.
by BeardMan February 29, 2012

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a football (soccer) official
the referer's a wanker
by beardman September 17, 2003

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A tall blonde chick from the arm pit of America also known as New Jersey. Generally drives a chyrsler and is always being confused with a tall building.
Hey! whats that building over there? oh wait... its muse
by beardman April 29, 2005

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