Skip to main content

Definitions by beardman

Shame Shave 

When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.
Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.
Shame Shave by BeardMan May 25, 2012
A tall blonde chick from the arm pit of America also known as New Jersey. Generally drives a chyrsler and is always being confused with a tall building.
Hey! whats that building over there? oh wait... its muse
muse by beardman April 29, 2005
the referer's a wanker
wanker by beardman September 17, 2003