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1 definition by
bearded clam warrior
Crab Smasher
A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies
southside
seafood restaurant (vagina) and
make off
with
the goods
(ejaculate).
"Excuse me
madam
, would you like me to f**king smash your
crab
in as I am a
crab smasher
?"
by
bearded clam warrior
February 27, 2010
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