6 definitions by bear shaver
A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.
by bear shaver November 2, 2011
Related to the Cleveland Steamer, this variety of the Cleveland Mudslide is identical to the original Steamer, with the exception being that you have diarrhea.
A Cleveland Mudslide, can be accidental.
A Cleveland Mudslide, can be accidental.
by bear shaver April 13, 2019
by bear shaver October 12, 2015
Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
1. Being irritated or easily irritable.
2. Sand in the pussy.
3. "Sandy Cooch" or "Sandy Crotch"
Applies to males and females equally.
2. Sand in the pussy.
3. "Sandy Cooch" or "Sandy Crotch"
Applies to males and females equally.
"Dude, WTF is Rob's problem?"
"His girl wrecked his car, now he has vaginal granulitis."
"Hey, I noticed Rob is over his vaginal granulitis."
"Yeah, Jane got the car fixed for him and it was like vagisil... Instant relief"
"His girl wrecked his car, now he has vaginal granulitis."
"Hey, I noticed Rob is over his vaginal granulitis."
"Yeah, Jane got the car fixed for him and it was like vagisil... Instant relief"
by bear shaver May 31, 2009
"Damn! someone's brownware just stank up the building!"
"Hey, what you doin' in there?" -- "Downloading brownware!"
"Dude?!? There's brownware all over your yard!"
Also:
Rapid Brownware -- Quick Shit
Random Brownware -- Lumpy Diarrhea
Wild Brownware -- Yard Poop
"Hey, what you doin' in there?" -- "Downloading brownware!"
"Dude?!? There's brownware all over your yard!"
Also:
Rapid Brownware -- Quick Shit
Random Brownware -- Lumpy Diarrhea
Wild Brownware -- Yard Poop
by bear shaver October 29, 2006