Something you offer as a peace offering when
you're being yelled at by some cobwebbed band mom. Can also be given when
you've just told a long time girl friend that she probably contracted
may vary, but death may occur.
Lady: "You need to be more respectful!!!!"
Brad: "Okay, okay... *reaches in pocket* GUM???"
Lady: *absolutely speechless*
Brad: *runs away
to literally die laughing*
Brad: "Yeah, Jill's not gonna be too happy when she finds out what
I done did..."
Ted: "Giving Gum."
Ted: "Yeah, works
like a charm."