This person is hella fine. Their intellect and suave will be able to sweep you off your feet instantly. A harpole is also wizard on the dance floor and can make you laugh so hard you wet yourself. If you have ever had the privilege of meeting a harpole, consider yourself lucky. They are the perfect combination of sexy and uber sexy.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy out there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that guy is a total Harpole!
Girl 1: I am just green with jealous rage right now that I'm not dancing with him!