4 definitions by barky von schnauser
by barky von schnauser August 9, 2015
the luxurious mound of hair that adds a certain topiary quality to the toes. usually a male attribute, but not entirely.
"dude, if you're gonna wear flip flops, lose the toe bushes. your feet look like they pissed off edward scissorhands."
by barky von schnauser December 19, 2011
After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"
by barky von schnauser April 17, 2008
Drumpf: a serial liar. also--the the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Coined by John Oliver on The John Oliver Show in "tribute" to a certain presidential candidate.
by barky von schnauser February 29, 2016