4 definitions by barky von schnauser

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The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.
After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"
by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

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the luxurious mound of hair that adds a certain topiary quality to the toes. usually a male attribute, but not entirely.
"dude, if you're gonna wear flip flops, lose the toe bushes. your feet look like they pissed off edward scissorhands."
by Barky von Schnauser December 19, 2011

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a wardrobe malfunction when the fly is undone and mr. penis attempts a break out.
My dick peaked out, it was a total Tip Show.
by Barky von Schnauser September 14, 2015

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Drumpf: a serial liar. also--the the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Coined by John Oliver on The John Oliver Show in "tribute" to a certain presidential candidate.
Wife? You said you were single, you fucking drumpf!
by Barky von Schnauser August 19, 2016

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