2 definitions by barakus
when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.
"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"
by barakus April 13, 2006
How do you expect me to get you off if you keep slamming that giant dildo into you Beef Bucket every chance you get.
by barakus October 14, 2013