A woman's lips, usually very large, well pronounced examples, like Liv Tyler's.
Steven Tyler has an ugly kisser, while his daughter Liv has a beautiful set of soupcoolers!
An egg-the kind you get from a chicken.
Waitress: What'll you have, hon?
Me: I'll have 2 henfruit, over easy.
Waitress: WTF are you talking about-speak english ya freak!!
Me: Oh, sorry-2 eggs, over easy.
Waitress: That's better-2 eggs coming up!
Me: <mumbling> Fetch the tip, bitch~
Take off on an overused board room expression, only this one actually has some actual meaning. To think inside the box simply means to have your mind on sex.
Dude, that board room meeting with Hal & Tom was so boring...they kept talking about thinking outside the box all the while while I was thinking inside the box while staring at the copy girl.
Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.
Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
The sudden suspension of attention to everything around you when an infant enters the room.
I was with my friend at dinner the other night when a young couple with a newborn came into the restaurant and sat near us. I was just about to touch on the true meaning of life when she went blue-screen on me and was staring at the gurgling, cooing infant. A typical case of infanity, it would seem.
Buzzword for the economic collapse of post 9/11 America. Actually started in '01 but peaked around '06-'08 all the while while we were being told that we weren't even IN a recession (until late Nov. '08 when Bush was ousted, hmmm). Symptoms of GR include, but are not limited to, huge pay cuts, massive job losses, homelessness, foreclosures, and a rise in the crime rate.
Damn, remember how things were before the Great Recession when all we had to worry about was if Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office? Now we have to worry about the whole fucking world hating us & wanting us dead.
The total & complete blaming of someone or something.
Dude, you know the Great Depression II that we're in? I'm blaming Bill Clinton for it because of his policies on NAFTA.
Me: Too bad for you-you should also be blaming George Bush I, G. Bush II and Obama. Stop using Clinton as your own blame toilet!