4 definitions by bandaloop
Adj.
Possessing certain personality traits, mannerisms, patterns of speech or physical attributes that are commonly assigned to Jewish people, often in way that might be seen as stereotypical or ignorant.
Possessing certain personality traits, mannerisms, patterns of speech or physical attributes that are commonly assigned to Jewish people, often in way that might be seen as stereotypical or ignorant.
Gentile 1: "You've got a huge nose and a white guy afro...are you Jewish?"
Gentile 2: "Well, no...but I am Jew ish!"
Gentile 1: "I cant understand the subtleties of intonation and inflection due to a recent traumatic brain injury, but your slight pause before the ..ISH qualifier leads me to believe that your statement was meant as premeditated hate speech directed at the entirety of jewish culture, philosophy and spiritual practice and quite possibly a direct retaliation against the jewish people for the crucifixion of our lord and savior jesus christ"
Gentile 2: "Well, no...but I am Jew ish!"
Gentile 1: "I cant understand the subtleties of intonation and inflection due to a recent traumatic brain injury, but your slight pause before the ..ISH qualifier leads me to believe that your statement was meant as premeditated hate speech directed at the entirety of jewish culture, philosophy and spiritual practice and quite possibly a direct retaliation against the jewish people for the crucifixion of our lord and savior jesus christ"
by bandaloop January 29, 2019
A portmanteau of Blasphemous and Playfully, referring to colloquialisms or phrases that, while blasphemous to the Christian faith, are widely-used by Christians across the USA. Just because you say Jeebus Cripes doesn't mean you aren't taking the Lord's name in vain! But somehow it's not so bad...
"Cheese and crackers is both blasplayphul and sacrilicious"
Tread: "That's a hell of a lot of pasta"
Fledd: "Do you really mean that the amount of pasta here is enough to turn your world into a hellish pastascape of demonic intensity?"
Tread: "shut the fuck up Fledd...blasplayphully speaking, your mom should have had the right to choose."
Tread: "That's a hell of a lot of pasta"
Fledd: "Do you really mean that the amount of pasta here is enough to turn your world into a hellish pastascape of demonic intensity?"
Tread: "shut the fuck up Fledd...blasplayphully speaking, your mom should have had the right to choose."
by bandaloop May 22, 2019
A Boolean Operator is a conjunction (AND, OR, NOT or AND NOT) used by computer nerds to focus search results and boost their relevance by more effectively specifying the relationships between each search term.
X AND Y ("both" X*Y) will only return results containing both variables
X OR Y ("either" X+Y) gives results containing either one or both variables
X NOT Y ("without" X-Y )can only show results with X that do not have Y
X AND Y ("both" X*Y) will only return results containing both variables
X OR Y ("either" X+Y) gives results containing either one or both variables
X NOT Y ("without" X-Y )can only show results with X that do not have Y
Boolean Operators can massively help you scope your favorite porno shizz, as long as Boolean Logic is supported by the site search on your preferred digital smutpublisher.
EXAMPLE:
For an optimized selection of non-asian schoolgirl porn, the following equation might be an effective use of operators:
(schoolgirl OR school uniform OR student OR teacher) NOT japanese NOT asian
Since porn search engines are more semantically-oriented than Google's RankBrain, searching "schoolgirl" on Redtube might not return videos titled or tagged as "school girl" , "student and teacher fucking" , or "after class BBC bangathon soaks innocent bitch's uniform in semen."
Simply searching "white girl school uniform" might produce a few desired results, but will include many undesired results (people with "white" in their name, non-white girls wearing white school uniforms, etc).
"PAWG schoolgirl" is a decent search that does not rely upon Boolean Operators, but perhaps I like black chicks banging professors for better grades every once and a while...so "PAWG schoolgirl" is not gonna give me much in the way of black chicks. This would be an excellent time to use OR :)
EXAMPLE:
For an optimized selection of non-asian schoolgirl porn, the following equation might be an effective use of operators:
(schoolgirl OR school uniform OR student OR teacher) NOT japanese NOT asian
Since porn search engines are more semantically-oriented than Google's RankBrain, searching "schoolgirl" on Redtube might not return videos titled or tagged as "school girl" , "student and teacher fucking" , or "after class BBC bangathon soaks innocent bitch's uniform in semen."
Simply searching "white girl school uniform" might produce a few desired results, but will include many undesired results (people with "white" in their name, non-white girls wearing white school uniforms, etc).
"PAWG schoolgirl" is a decent search that does not rely upon Boolean Operators, but perhaps I like black chicks banging professors for better grades every once and a while...so "PAWG schoolgirl" is not gonna give me much in the way of black chicks. This would be an excellent time to use OR :)
by bandaloop May 23, 2019
(Phrase of State)
1. Any item that is old, archaic or technically obsolete.
2. A outdated idea born of ancient folklore, lacking factual basis in reality and of no real use to modern discourse.
3. Any situation (usually apocalyptic) arising from the hallucinations of a drunk old man, involving thousands of trapped animals having sex and/or killing each other.
4. Thoughtless mispronunciation of the phrase "state of the art" (cutting edge; top of the line)
1. Any item that is old, archaic or technically obsolete.
2. A outdated idea born of ancient folklore, lacking factual basis in reality and of no real use to modern discourse.
3. Any situation (usually apocalyptic) arising from the hallucinations of a drunk old man, involving thousands of trapped animals having sex and/or killing each other.
4. Thoughtless mispronunciation of the phrase "state of the art" (cutting edge; top of the line)
1) "Dude, is that a fuckin' Zune?" "Yeah man, that POS is seriously State of the Ark!"
2) Shitty countries sometimes enforce State of the Ark legislation prohibiting women from working or going to school.
3) I heard when that crazy old animal hoarder died, whoever found him described the scene as "a blood-soaked bestial orgy" and "practically State of the Ark."
4) People who say "State of the Ark" but actually mean "State of the Art" are so dumb that they must think it was pretty savvy of Noah to listen to that voice in his head telling him to get all those animals on a boat before the whole world flooded.
2) Shitty countries sometimes enforce State of the Ark legislation prohibiting women from working or going to school.
3) I heard when that crazy old animal hoarder died, whoever found him described the scene as "a blood-soaked bestial orgy" and "practically State of the Ark."
4) People who say "State of the Ark" but actually mean "State of the Art" are so dumb that they must think it was pretty savvy of Noah to listen to that voice in his head telling him to get all those animals on a boat before the whole world flooded.
by bandaloop January 29, 2019