Ficki

A fictional biography of a real person, usually written in the style of a Wikipedia entry - hence the term "Ficki" (Fiction + Wiki)

The ficki on my blog describes me as "a retired Anglican preacher who raises peonies": but in the real world, I'm actually a twenty-two year old Zamboni driver.

by balbulican March 15, 2009

Metis

A person of mixed Indian and French heritage

Louis Riel is regarded as the founder of the Metis nation in Canada

by balbulican February 26, 2004

blower

A telephone

I've got Arnie on the blower, and he wants to come over.

by balbulican February 27, 2004

bidniss

A humorous mispronunciation of the word "business", meant satirically to suggest criminal intent.

"I just wanna get together and talk a little...bidness, you know?" said Tony Soprano, glancing shrewdly at Luigi.

by balbulican July 14, 2004

skit

A short piece of theatre, often improvised.

The actors then performed an amusing skit about a penguin and a spiked tennis racket.

by balbulican February 26, 2004

ding a ling

1) Penis. Originally emerged in American black popular music, first made known to a wider audience by Chuck Berry in the song "My Ding a Ling".

2) Pejorative term suggesting stupidity.

1) "Y'all must be playin' with your own ding a ling!" Chuck Berry

2) So he tried for four hours to charge his laptop, and then realized that he hadn't installed the battery.

by balbulican July 16, 2004

jigging

In Newfoundland and Norther Canada, the practice of fishing without a rod by lowering a hook into the water and rhythmically jerking it upward until it encounters a fish.

"All sizes and figures with squid lines and jiggers, they congregate here on the squid-jigging ground."

by Balbulican January 25, 2004