20 definitions by balbir

not boost

synonymous to not cool. can be used to describe a person or an event.

"that girl stole my chicken.. not boost"
"i fell down that hill, not boost"

by balbir September 21, 2007

juno

A verb used to describe the intention of getting a teenage girl pregnant.

"Dude, that chick is so attractive, I want to juno her."
"I want to be with her all my life, maybe if I juno her."
"Can I juno you?"

by balbir January 12, 2008

bump bump

An onomatopoetic phrase stated out loud when one has a boner.

Typically, the second 'bump' is stated with higher inflection, and the volume of the phrase is representative on how raging the boner is.

The phrase can also be used in general situations of extreme happiness.

After seeing a tall blonde girl with huge tits walk past you while sitting on the park bench with a couple of buddies: "bump bump"

"Hey bro, I just saw that hot ging at that party, and I totally bump bumped."

"Tiger Woods just won the tournament, our douchebag varsity golf roommate Patrick probably just bump bumped."

by balbir December 7, 2011

SMP

Stands for "suck my pussy," derived from one of Sophitia's special grab move in Soul Calibur III, where she takes her opponent's head, puts it between her legs and jumps on the ground jamming her crotch in their face at high velocity. First stated by an intense brown gamer when he was losing in frustration to a stupid white guy, where he rejoiced "suck my pussy" when he won.

Now, SMP is used as the short form, synonymous to Feel It.

Want to face me in Soul Calibur? Get ready to Suck My Pussy!

While I was wrestling Michael, I SMPed that bitch.

by balbir December 16, 2009

momther

A slang term for a mother, often used to annoy one's mother.

"Hey momther, can I have some milk?"

by balbir September 21, 2007

tough

when a situation is particularly inferior, or is not suitable. used as a one word expression

A) Those two broke up.
B) "Tough."

A) We've got a quiz today
B) Tough

by balbir September 21, 2007

shop

Short term for the chess piece bishop. Often used as part of an exclamation for a bishop sacrifice.

An onlooker surprised by a bishop sacrifice may exclaim,
"You gave him your 'shop!?"

by balbir September 21, 2007