balano's definitions

woopang

Any attractive woman

synonymous with "slice" or "hottie", etc...

A hot chick walks by and I might say: "WOOPANG!!!!"

by Balano August 14, 2006

hispadian

Someone of latin and Canadian descent. As far as I know, my ex-girlfriend invented the word to describe herself.

Me: You're a Mexuck (combination of Mexican and Canuck)
Clarissa: I'm Hispadian.

by Balano June 6, 2005

prit

"prits" - plural
An undefined unit of prettiness.

"She's got the prits" = "She's pretty"

by balano April 11, 2009

kunt

A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.

After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.

by Balano May 3, 2003

vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.

Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.

by Balano December 1, 2004

calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.

Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".

by Balano November 17, 2004

Mayra

(I was just about to put the same definition!! Who are you, Mayra?)
The singlehandedly most attractive girl in high school. There is no guy who can't stop looking at her. But these guys don't wanna bang her like a rag doll. This Mayra manages to be so perfect, that every guy respects her just from looking at her perfection.

Holy shit, Mayra is so perfect that I didn't even need to get an erection!

by Balano May 3, 2003