balano's definitions

Point Blank

The closest distance between safety and danger. The closest distance between good and bad. The closest distance between life and death.

The thief held the gun to the cashier's head at point blank.

by Balano April 26, 2003

Jurassic Park

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)

If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.

by Balano May 3, 2003

spanese

Being of latin and asian descent. Believe it or not, many Filipinos are Spanese. I've never heard anyone else say this word. Infact, my Spanese friend, David, invented the word to describe himself.

Me: You're Mexasian.
David: No, I'm Spanese.

by Balano June 6, 2005

fuck ass

A funny insult used in the movie "Donnie Darko".

"You know you're a fuck ass!"
-Donnie Darko (Jake Guyllenhal; however you spell that fucker's name)

by Balano September 27, 2003

prit

"prits" - plural
An undefined unit of prettiness.

"She's got the prits" = "She's pretty"

by balano April 11, 2009

kunt

A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.

After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.

by Balano May 3, 2003

vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.

Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.

by Balano December 1, 2004