Point Blank

The closest distance between safety and danger. The closest distance between good and bad. The closest distance between life and death.

The thief held the gun to the cashier's head at point blank.

by Balano April 26, 2003

calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.

Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".

by Balano November 17, 2004

Mayra

(I was just about to put the same definition!! Who are you, Mayra?)
The singlehandedly most attractive girl in high school. There is no guy who can't stop looking at her. But these guys don't wanna bang her like a rag doll. This Mayra manages to be so perfect, that every guy respects her just from looking at her perfection.

Holy shit, Mayra is so perfect that I didn't even need to get an erection!

by Balano May 03, 2003

vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.

Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.

by Balano December 01, 2004

kunt

A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.

After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.

by Balano May 03, 2003

prit

"prits" - plural
An undefined unit of prettiness.

"She's got the prits" = "She's pretty"

by balano April 11, 2009

fubu

A guy who admires and wishes to become of African origin. In lamens' terms: A wannabe black guy.

That white fucker is a FUBU.

by Balano May 03, 2003