balano's definitions

Janeth

1. The most powerful goddess; ruling over all gods as well.
2. The most beautiful and caring and intelligent and sexy and perfect female who does not strike an image in a man's head that he wants to have sex with her, but instead he wants to marry her at first sight.

Example for definitions 1 and 2: God damn! Janeth is, well... Janeth!

by Balano May 11, 2003

spanese

Being of latin and asian descent. Believe it or not, many Filipinos are Spanese. I've never heard anyone else say this word. Infact, my Spanese friend, David, invented the word to describe himself.

Me: You're Mexasian.
David: No, I'm Spanese.

by Balano June 6, 2005

Jurassic Park

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)

If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.

by Balano May 3, 2003

Mayra

(I was just about to put the same definition!! Who are you, Mayra?)
The singlehandedly most attractive girl in high school. There is no guy who can't stop looking at her. But these guys don't wanna bang her like a rag doll. This Mayra manages to be so perfect, that every guy respects her just from looking at her perfection.

Holy shit, Mayra is so perfect that I didn't even need to get an erection!

by Balano May 3, 2003

kunt

A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.

After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.

by Balano May 3, 2003

vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.

Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.

by Balano December 1, 2004

fubu

A guy who admires and wishes to become of African origin. In lamens' terms: A wannabe black guy.

That white fucker is a FUBU.

by Balano May 3, 2003