4 definitions by babyhuey121794

internet insomnia

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.

Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.

by babyhuey121794 September 24, 2013

Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No

by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013

Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No

by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013

Wearing two rainbow bracelets, one on the left hand, and one on the right hand.

Jason: I'm totally ambidextrously gay, I make sure both my hands show that I'm gay.
Tony: True story bro! You can't single one out!

by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013