Definitions by baba bubbler

Swipe n' Wipe 

The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.

When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.

Swipe n' Wipe by baba bubbler May 26, 2016