86 definitions by b. hanback

a drink for a mom. beer or liquor for a mom that is tired of dealing with her screaming kids.
fuck this, I want some mommy juice

honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...
by b. hanback February 16, 2008

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The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well
Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?

Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...
by B. Hanback July 26, 2009

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The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009

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A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.
Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!
by B. Hanback December 03, 2008

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The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American
Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break

by B. Hanback October 03, 2008

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Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
by b. hanback June 25, 2009

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2 windows down and 40 MPH - describes the air conditioning of a piece of shit car with no air
This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!
by B. Hanback January 09, 2009

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