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86 definitions by b. hanback

 
57.
Fake Rolex
Dude, nice watch...

It's a Nolex, bought it from a guy on the corner for $100
by B. Hanback January 09, 2009
 
58.
The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well
Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?

Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...
by B. Hanback July 26, 2009
 
59.
The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
 
60.
The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American
Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break

by B. Hanback October 03, 2008
 
61.
a drink for a mom. beer or liquor for a mom that is tired of dealing with her screaming kids.
fuck this, I want some mommy juice

honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...
by b. hanback February 16, 2008
 
62.
The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.
Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!

My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
 
63.
Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
by b. hanback June 25, 2009