A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.
That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
by B. Hanback March 28, 2009

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Guacamole Cart that is normally used in restaurants to move table to table and make homemade, fresh guacamole for customers. The best way to make guac.
Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.
Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.
Bry and Lea were eating at Sol and ordered fresh Guacamole. A nice lady rolled a guac cart up and prepared it tableside.
We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!
We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!
by B. Hanback January 16, 2010

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.
I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.
Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
by B. Hanback August 19, 2008

Little Boy Reguar Haricut - when an adult male gets their haircut short - parted to one side - making them look like a little kid.
Brian: Dan, nice haircut - you ask the barber for an LBR cut?
Dan: Little Boy Regular? Screw you, I paid $40 bucks for this cut
Dan: Little Boy Regular? Screw you, I paid $40 bucks for this cut
by B. Hanback April 02, 2011

Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.
Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.
Yea, Box on Stilts...
Yea, Box on Stilts...
by B. Hanback April 16, 2009

Dude, we are never going to get in the Kid Rock party...
Bro, my girl is working the door and we are on the list....dont worry.
Bro, my girl is working the door and we are on the list....dont worry.
by B. Hanback August 04, 2008
