b. hanback's definitions
Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?
No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...
You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out
No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...
You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out
by b. hanback April 9, 2008
Get the artificial flavormug. The loud, scary, startling noise of your car stereo when you start your car in the morning because the night before you were partying, banging your head to Van Halen and had it maxed out.
I got hit with the Sonic Boom this morning and fucking spilled my coffee all over myself when I started the car...we were jamming to Journey last night...
by b. hanback March 14, 2008
Get the Sonic Boommug. The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky
Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.
Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.
Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...
by B. Hanback March 14, 2009
Get the Roll the Tapesmug. fuck this, I want some mommy juice
honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...
honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...
by b. hanback February 17, 2008
Get the mommy juicemug. by B. Hanback January 9, 2009
Get the Nolexmug. The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
Get the Velcro Chairmug. The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
Get the valentinemug.