b. hanback's definitions

Job Breaker

Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job.

Bitch had a tatt on her neck and a stud on her forehead and it was definitely a job breaker.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!

by B. Hanback July 23, 2009

jams and jellies

Referring to make-up.

Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!

by b. hanback June 25, 2009

240 Air Conditioning

2 windows down and 40 MPH - describes the air conditioning of a piece of shit car with no air

This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

7-11 feet

To have dirty feet bottoms. Derived from when you were a little kid going in to the 7-11 to get a slurpee barefoot and got dirty feet bottoms.

When the girl put her feet up on the bar for me to rub, I realized she had 7-11 feet and I bolted...

by B. Hanback January 19, 2008

aunt jemima tits

Tits that hang down to the waist. Milk jugs. Long National Geographic Tits with big nipples.

look at the Aunt Jemima tits on that reggae singer!

by b. hanback February 17, 2008

phine

phonetic spelling of fine. used when you are drunk.

Are you ok to drive.

Yea, I am PHINE....

by b. hanback March 8, 2008