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Guac Cart

Guacamole Cart that is normally used in restaurants to move table to table and make homemade, fresh guacamole for customers. The best way to make guac.

Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.
Bry and Lea were eating at Sol and ordered fresh Guacamole. A nice lady rolled a guac cart up and prepared it tableside.

We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!
by B. Hanback January 16, 2010
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Spotlights

Did you see the spotlights on her?

yea, bout knocked me over...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
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valentine

The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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LBR Cut

Little Boy Reguar Haricut - when an adult male gets their haircut short - parted to one side - making them look like a little kid.
Brian: Dan, nice haircut - you ask the barber for an LBR cut?

Dan: Little Boy Regular? Screw you, I paid $40 bucks for this cut
by B. Hanback April 2, 2011
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Motel Sex

Deriving from Motel 6. A favorite motel where you go with a boyfriend or girlfriend simply to have sex.
Me and my girl spent the night at Motel Sex last night because her fat roommate would not leave the dorm and we could not fuck there.
by b. hanback March 8, 2008
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aunt jemima tits

Tits that hang down to the waist. Milk jugs. Long National Geographic Tits with big nipples.
look at the Aunt Jemima tits on that reggae singer!
by b. hanback February 17, 2008
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Crime Scene

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
by B. Hanback July 26, 2009
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