b. hanback's definitions

Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!

by B. Hanback July 23, 2009

Job Breaker

Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job.

Bitch had a tatt on her neck and a stud on her forehead and it was definitely a job breaker.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Stripper house party

A variation of the traditional House Party. Hanging at a strip club until it closes and then inviting all the left over strippers back to your pad to shoot pool, do some toot, and strip.

Let's get a 12-pack and head to Deja-Vu and grab the ho's and have a stripper house party...

Let's grab Tiffany and Chelsea and have a stripper house party...

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Sonic Boom

The loud, scary, startling noise of your car stereo when you start your car in the morning because the night before you were partying, banging your head to Van Halen and had it maxed out.

I got hit with the Sonic Boom this morning and fucking spilled my coffee all over myself when I started the car...we were jamming to Journey last night...

by b. hanback March 14, 2008

Roll the Tapes

The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky

Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.

Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...

by B. Hanback March 14, 2009

artificial flavor

Slang for cologne or perfume.

Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?

No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...

You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out

by b. hanback April 9, 2008

Shit in your teeth

when your significant other or date has lettuce or spinach or somthing visible in their teeth

blow me.
fuck you, you have shit in your teeth!

pop that pimple on your nose
fuck you, you have shit in your teeth!

by b. hanback February 17, 2008