86 definitions by b. hanback

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.
Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

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phrase used for telling someone that you are not going to do what they are asking today, tomorrow or ever...
babe, gimme a blow job, please!?

Honey, I Ain't Getting On That Bus!



by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

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someone with fucked up teeth; as if a firecracker went off in their mouth
Dude, did you see her teeth - they were fucked up!

Yea, firecracker mouth....she won't have problems with those peanut shells...
by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

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Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

by B. Hanback August 03, 2008

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Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.
I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
by B. Hanback July 23, 2008

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A dude with a huge head;
a huge head on a small or skinny body
Did you see the stop sign on that guy?

yea, his head was huge!

dude could not put the batting helmet on cuz his stop sign was so big

by b. hanback April 28, 2008

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Big tits.
Did you see the spotlights on her?

yea, bout knocked me over...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

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