b. hanback's definitions

Bachelor Baby

A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.

Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.

The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.

by B. Hanback January 25, 2008

Hot Knife Through Butter

Phrase used when describing something that is quick and easy...

The running back tore throught the defensive line like a hot knife through butter...

by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

yoohoo

Slang for the children of a single mom. Deriving from the fact that if you sleep with her and spend the night, you will have to buy her kids a yoohoo the next morning.

Bro, I am dating a hot divorced chick...

Make sure she does not have any yoohoo's...

by B. Hanback January 18, 2008

Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.

Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...

by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

Southern Lookout

The brief glance over each shoulder before telling an inapropriate joke or story.

Rodney did the Southern Lookout before he told the joke about the Parrot and the Hooker.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Blue Back

When you take a shit in a port-a-let and the blue chemical water splashes back up on you staining your ass and your back.

Dude, hitting the port-a-let for a quick dump...

Make sure you hop up quick so you don't get Blue Back!

Bobby was scrubbing his ass cuz he got Blue Back at the State Fair...

by B. Hanback September 9, 2009

Bloody Gary

A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.

Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!

by B. Hanback December 16, 2008