b. hanback's definitions

mommy juice

a drink for a mom. beer or liquor for a mom that is tired of dealing with her screaming kids.

fuck this, I want some mommy juice

honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...

by b. hanback February 17, 2008

Cheech and Chong Brownies

Brownies made with weed/pot

We are bringing Cheech and Chong Brownies to the party...watch out!

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Lady Jungle

Vagina

Sister got an itchy Lady Jungle...

by B. Hanback April 3, 2010

White Man's Under Bite

Found predominately in rednecks – when the lower teeth grow or extend past the upper teeth. This condition, if not fixed at a young age can cause digestion problems and also increase the risk of biting one’s own tongue.

Did you see Billy?

No

He has the White Man's Under Bite! Damn!

Yea, dipshit bout bites his tongue off when he smiles...

by B. Hanback January 22, 2009

Guac Cart

Guacamole Cart that is normally used in restaurants to move table to table and make homemade, fresh guacamole for customers. The best way to make guac.

Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.

Bry and Lea were eating at Sol and ordered fresh Guacamole. A nice lady rolled a guac cart up and prepared it tableside.

We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!

by B. Hanback January 16, 2010

Spotlights

Big tits.

Did you see the spotlights on her?

yea, bout knocked me over...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.

I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.

by B. Hanback August 19, 2008