b-drac's definitions

tardmobile

1. A car with a Baby On Board sticker, a Disabled sticker, a learner plate, and a license plate reading 'DROOLER'

2. A wheel-chair.

Tardman! To the tardmobile!

by B-Drac November 19, 2003

pig farmer

Any person who wears overalls with no T-Shirt and a straw hat, holds a pitch fork in one arm and lacks many teeth. Also owns a pig farm. Sleeps in the mud with his hogs.

Daniel's a fat little pig farmer with a pitch fork twice the size of he himself.

by B-Drac August 16, 2003

Donkey Kong Song Girl

A crappy definitioner of this website.

Minus the 'Girl' and you get Donkey Kong Song, a crapnosed individual with a balding scalp and Yu-Gi-Oh card collection the size of Texas.

by B-Drac September 18, 2003

T-rex

Any person with tiny arms but a huge back, large teeth and small brain.

Look at T-Rex fumble with a computer mouse.

by B-Drac October 1, 2003

Verbal Diarrhea

When your ass starts talking to you.

<m0ther> Did you do your homework?
<Billy's Ass> Go to hell you ass-faced witch.
<Billy> ... I didn't say that.
<m0ther> Oh golly!

by B-Drac August 12, 2003

muppet

A person controlled or told what to do (pop stars for example).

Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but MAN! Heh heh heh... So to answer your question, I don't know.

by B-Drac December 9, 2003

go away

1) Fuck off
2) Piss off
3) Shit off
4) Ass off

Get your ass off the toilet and go away, you tragic excuse for an Olympic mascot.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003