b-drac's definitions

Matress

Something my brother soils each and every night.

Ahh.

by B-Drac November 6, 2003

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.

Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

Chode

See also: Choad, Gooch

The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.

His forehead looks and feels like a chode, good sir.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

go away

1) Fuck off
2) Piss off
3) Shit off
4) Ass off

Get your ass off the toilet and go away, you tragic excuse for an Olympic mascot.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

your mom

The obese woman who played 'Jabba the Hutt' in each of her Star Wars appearances.

So when you see your mom with a thermometer up her ass then it's probably obvious that I got it on with her.

by B-Drac September 16, 2003

muppet

A person controlled or told what to do (pop stars for example).

Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but MAN! Heh heh heh... So to answer your question, I don't know.

by B-Drac December 9, 2003

Verbal Diarrhea

When your ass starts talking to you.

<m0ther> Did you do your homework?
<Billy's Ass> Go to hell you ass-faced witch.
<Billy> ... I didn't say that.
<m0ther> Oh golly!

by B-Drac August 12, 2003