b to the rizzle's definitions

jack bauer

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence

Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

by b to the rizzle May 11, 2007

Aeropost-gal

Very preppy girl/ wears all aeropostale

like, omfg, chrissie was totally wearing different outfits all from like aeropostale like the entire week, what an aeropost-gal

by b to the rizzle April 17, 2007

the pursuit of crappyness

what nbc's primetime lineup should be called

there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.

by b to the rizzle April 16, 2007

Pahk Tahk

the phrase used to describe the stereotype that all people in Massachusetts/ New England speak in sentences like... "if you pahk the cah in dah hahvahd yahd i'll tohw yah."

Also that such people don't pronounce their Rs, Ls, and Ts

1: Have you seen all people in Boston that talk in ebonics
2: hails to the no, my brotha, those peoples use pahk tahk

by B to the Rizzle February 28, 2007

rock talk

People who talk as Chris Rock does in his comedic routines as they do in their regular lives. Those who encounter these who utilize rock talk are sure to have injured ear drums.

"He's been speaking in rock talk for the last 10 days; I never should have bought him that chris rock cd"

by b to the rizzle March 22, 2007

isexual

someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) type products. They also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.

(2 is listening to ipod)
1:Hey, u wanna see a movie?
2:No response
1:(repeats louder)
2:I can't, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-
1:"You're so isexual!"

by b to the rizzle May 25, 2007