Definitions by b to tha ruce

Pirate hooker 

a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen

Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."

Pirate hooker by b to tha ruce December 6, 2006

sloot 

a inconspicous way to describe drunk chicks at the bar that you intend to make sexy with

"hey, lets go to brick street tonite!"

"why?"

"the sloots are aboot"

"shnice, ill get some rubbers"

no need, we need to spread beastman aids across the world"

sloot by b to tha ruce December 6, 2006