Definitions by b ligerati

Jamie Lynn Bateman 

Jailbait, man!

In reference to Jamie Lynn Spears's impregnation by an act that allegedly amounted to statutory rape.

Don't even think about it. She's Jamie Lynn Bateman.

Jamie Lynn Bateman by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Homophilia 

Acceptance of homosexuals that is put on for fear of seeming homophobic.

You're not really friends with Kyle. He's just a handbag for your homophilia.

Homophilia by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Lying dildo 

A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her.

She's headed for a fall. He's a lying dildo.

Lying dildo by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Poshing 

Persistent pouting amidst a life of luxury.

What's she poshing about?

Poshing by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Cold fission 

The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.

Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.

Cold fission by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

WMD

Whims Motivating Decision. Used to justify wanton action.

"Walker, why are you urinating on my leg?"

"I dunno, WMD."

WMD by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Death by a thousand cunts 

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.

Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.

Death by a thousand cunts by B Ligerati January 15, 2008