b brian blair's definitions

lizloo

The hottest chick to ever come from the state of ohio.

Brian wanted to fuck lizloo but was too scared to talk to her.

by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008

Blue Jayin

Just another term for kickin it, relaxin, chillin, or whatever.

Bob: Sup man, how u doin today?

Tim: Shit, just Blue Jayin it today potna.

by B Brian Blair March 30, 2008

Koy Detmer

1. Former quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles...who sucked.

2. The hardcore spankin' of a chicks ass

1. Yo, I don't know how Koy Detmer had a career in the NFL.

2. Look Yolanda, don't make me take you home and Koy Detmer that ass!

by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008

snitzky

1.v. To engage in sex with your significant other while she's in a drunken sleep.

I can't wait till' Jill gets wasted tonight cuz i'm gonna snitzky that ass.

by B Brian Blair March 30, 2008

wizard of boz

1. To appear from behind a curtain to fuck your girl when she least expects it.

2. Nickname for NFL player Brian Bosworth

1. Yo, I had Steph over last night and while she was talkin to her mom...I gave her the wizard of boz.

2. Remember Brian Bosworth aka the wizard of boz.

by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008

silent night deadly night

1.n. A classic old school horror movie about a killer dressed as santa claus.

1. Lizloo and I are going to get some popcorn and watch silent night deadly night...then fuck.

by B Brian Blair March 30, 2008

Roberto Alomar

The greatest second baseman in Major League history.

Joe Morgan was good but he's no Roberto Alomar.

by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008