1 definition by azelfkiller
The crap ass pokemon that is red and orange. Hello! Please, why on the hell did the creator made Magikarp? He's the useless piece of shit in the pokemon universe! If they took out Magikarp and left Gyarados then the whole world wouldn't have air pollution! XD. It has the frickin move Splash, and it is a waste of everyone's time. Magikarp fans have to reconsider this: Is Magikarp really a badass pokemon?
Me: Hey Dratini, let's fish!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)
Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)
Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!
by azelfkiller October 11, 2011