4 definitions by awelltrainedferret

Top Definition
Original:
"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)
Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)
Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.

New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.

Originated from a very dark humor joke:
Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"
Recipient - "I don't know, what?"
Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"
Original:

Adjective refering to a person -
After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"

Adjectiver refering to an idea-
"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."

New:

Verb -
"Damn, Johnson's hit!"
"He gonna make it?"
"No, banana brained."

Adjective -
"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."

Statement -
"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."
by awelltrainedferret April 27, 2007
An exclamatory phase instructing someone to immediately stop whatever they are doing, usually for the dire safty of themselve and/or others.

Derivered from the U.S. Army Air Assualt school, where it is a command yelled out when a helicopter's towed payload has snaged on something, and the crew has only a few split seconds before the tow lines go taunt and the helicopter crashes.

Can be accompanied by or said silently with the Army hand signal of holding one arm straight and level ahead with palm open and down, then moving the other arm in an open palm-down horizontal repeated cutting motion underneath the straight arm.
Bob had too much to drink at the bar, and his friends couldn't help but notice. At first they where just humerously watching; but when Bob started to hit on a shemale, they caught his attention with handsignals while mouthing the words "CUT THE STRINGS!"
by awelltrainedferret April 27, 2007
Military term refering to the unidentifiable mass of blood and bone fragmetns left over when a fragmentation gernade in thrown into an occupied room / bunked / cave made from a strong material such as concrete or rock. The shrapnel from the gernade doesn't have the power to pierce the walls, but too much momentum to stop. So it simply bounces around in the room for a while until all occupants are reduced to small bits resembling chunky style chip salsa.
What to do when you got a bunker full of diehard? Toss a frag in and try not to step in the chunky salsa.
by awelltrainedferret April 27, 2007
Term used to refer to any pure breed sports car that was designed to race straight from the factory dealer. Usage implies that the person saying it has little respect for economy cars (and/or those that drive them) from the car manufacturer Honda that have had after-factory parts installed to make them fast enough to race.

Can also mean an economy car from a "rival" riceburner car manufacturer such as Mitsubishi or Subaru that has after-factory parts as well and can outperform their Honda counterpatrs.
Hearing what sounded like a go-cart having a heart-attack, Millie look out the passenger window to see a Honda Civic pull up to the light next to him. As it reved it's engine, he thought to himself "I teach you to mess with a Honda Killer like my Corvette Stingray here".

Andrew pulled up to the car meet in his Mitsubishi Eclipse, fresh from the paint shop with the words "HONDA KILLER" artistically branded into the hood.
by awelltrainedferret April 27, 2007

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