Definitions by austinphoenix

Pfeifling

The act of completely destroying an object beyond recognition and blaming another person for the act.

Greg went out and did some more Pfeifling last night. $120,000 of damage and he told the bosses somebody else did it.

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A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.

You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.

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