austicoatk's definitions

Laxahol

A heady mix of any laxative substance and alcohol, i.e., prune juice and whiskey.

Common laxaholic beverages include The Grigsby and the effervescent Sparkling Grigsby.

by austicoatk September 30, 2011

like 'at

An abbreviated form of the phrase, "like that." Often heard in conversation involving individuals from rural communities in The American South and Southwest.

"Hey Jessup, you ever seen a deal like 'at?"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011

Spaneuter

A gender-neutral (and thus, politically correct) neologism combining the terms "spay" and "neuter." This word may be used to avoid the more awkward and wordy phrase, "spay and neuter."

Animal rights activist: "Everyone should spay and neuter their pets. If you have a tomcat, please have him neutered; and take that bitch in heat to get spayed!"

Animal owner: "Chill out. I have an appointment to have them spaneutered on Wednesday."

by austicoatk March 16, 2010

Sparkling Grigsby

A breakfast cocktail based on the popular laxaholic beverage, "The Grigsby," with added amounts of Club Soda or seltzer.

"I'm a big fan of the grigsby, but I'm partial to the Sparkling Grigsby, myself. Love that effervesence!"

by austicoatk September 30, 2011

Macrotweeting

Blogging.

If the use of Twitter represents "microblogging," then blogging must represent, well, "macrotweeting." Just sayin'.

by austicoatk August 13, 2010

The Grigsby

A mixed drink cocktail consisting of virgin prune juice and inexpensive whiskey, often garnished with Fiber One bars or Uncle Sam cereal. While offering the health benefits of the Chinese summer drink "suanmeitang," The Grigsby is rivaled only by the Bloody Mary as the most popular mixed drink served during breakfast.

Recipe:
-1 part whiskey or bourbon (the cheaper, the better)
-2 parts prune juice
-coarsely ground high-fiber cereal for garnishing

"Dude, I got so drunk last night, I binged on, like, an entire cheese wheel. Now I'm feeling a little bound up. I need The Grigsby to put me right so I can TAKE a Grigsby."

by austicoatk September 29, 2011

Anthropomotorism

The practice of accessorizing a car's appearance with fake human body parts, i.e., TruckNutz.

"Hey, did you see the size of those trucksticles on that Prius? That's what I call anthropomotorism!"

by austicoatk December 15, 2011