Laxahol

A heady mix of any laxative substance and alcohol, i.e., prune juice and whiskey.

Common laxaholic beverages include The Grigsby and the effervescent Sparkling Grigsby.

by austicoatk September 30, 2011

Macrotweeting

Blogging.

If the use of Twitter represents "microblogging," then blogging must represent, well, "macrotweeting." Just sayin'.

by austicoatk August 13, 2010

The Grigsby

A mixed drink cocktail consisting of virgin prune juice and inexpensive whiskey, often garnished with Fiber One bars or Uncle Sam cereal. While offering the health benefits of the Chinese summer drink "suanmeitang," The Grigsby is rivaled only by the Bloody Mary as the most popular mixed drink served during breakfast.

Recipe:
-1 part whiskey or bourbon (the cheaper, the better)
-2 parts prune juice
-coarsely ground high-fiber cereal for garnishing

"Dude, I got so drunk last night, I binged on, like, an entire cheese wheel. Now I'm feeling a little bound up. I need The Grigsby to put me right so I can TAKE a Grigsby."

by austicoatk September 29, 2011

Anthropomotorism

The practice of accessorizing a car's appearance with fake human body parts, i.e., TruckNutz.

"Hey, did you see the size of those trucksticles on that Prius? That's what I call anthropomotorism!"

by austicoatk December 15, 2011

shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.

Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."

by austicoatk February 22, 2013

Cajun Grigsby

Yet another variant of the ever-popular laxaholic tonic, "The Grigsby." This version of the popular breakfast cocktail contains chicory root or chicory root extract to augment its laxative effects.

"I gar-on-TEE the Cajun Grigsby will give you explosive gas!!!"

by austicoatk October 04, 2011

Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.

"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"

by austicoatk October 04, 2011