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Anthropomotorism

The practice of accessorizing a car's appearance with fake human body parts, i.e., TruckNutz.
"Hey, did you see the size of those trucksticles on that Prius? That's what I call anthropomotorism!"
by austicoatk December 15, 2011
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Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.
"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"
by austicoatk October 4, 2011
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like 'at

An abbreviated form of the phrase, "like that." Often heard in conversation involving individuals from rural communities in The American South and Southwest.
"Hey Jessup, you ever seen a deal like 'at?"
by austicoatk October 4, 2011
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Cajun Grigsby

Yet another variant of the ever-popular laxaholic tonic, "The Grigsby." This version of the popular breakfast cocktail contains chicory root or chicory root extract to augment its laxative effects.
"I gar-on-TEE the Cajun Grigsby will give you explosive gas!!!"
by austicoatk October 4, 2011
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Spaneuter

A gender-neutral (and thus, politically correct) neologism combining the terms "spay" and "neuter." This word may be used to avoid the more awkward and wordy phrase, "spay and neuter."
Animal rights activist: "Everyone should spay and neuter their pets. If you have a tomcat, please have him neutered; and take that bitch in heat to get spayed!"

Animal owner: "Chill out. I have an appointment to have them spaneutered on Wednesday."
by austicoatk March 16, 2010
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Laxahol

A heady mix of any laxative substance and alcohol, i.e., prune juice and whiskey.
Common laxaholic beverages include The Grigsby and the effervescent Sparkling Grigsby.
by austicoatk September 30, 2011
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Macrotweeting

If the use of Twitter represents "microblogging," then blogging must represent, well, "macrotweeting." Just sayin'.
by austicoatk August 13, 2010
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