Laxahol

A heady mix of any laxative substance and alcohol, i.e., prune juice and whiskey.
Common laxaholic beverages include The Grigsby and the effervescent Sparkling Grigsby.
by austicoatk September 30, 2011
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Macrotweeting

If the use of Twitter represents "microblogging," then blogging must represent, well, "macrotweeting." Just sayin'.
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shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.
Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."
by austicoatk February 22, 2013
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Anthropomotorism

The practice of accessorizing a car's appearance with fake human body parts, i.e., TruckNutz.
"Hey, did you see the size of those trucksticles on that Prius? That's what I call anthropomotorism!"
by austicoatk December 12, 2011
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Cajun Grigsby

Yet another variant of the ever-popular laxaholic tonic, "The Grigsby." This version of the popular breakfast cocktail contains chicory root or chicory root extract to augment its laxative effects.
"I gar-on-TEE the Cajun Grigsby will give you explosive gas!!!"
by austicoatk October 04, 2011
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Spaneuter

A gender-neutral (and thus, politically correct) neologism combining the terms "spay" and "neuter." This word may be used to avoid the more awkward and wordy phrase, "spay and neuter."
Animal rights activist: "Everyone should spay and neuter their pets. If you have a tomcat, please have him neutered; and take that bitch in heat to get spayed!"

Animal owner: "Chill out. I have an appointment to have them spaneutered on Wednesday."
by austicoatk March 16, 2010
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cheese bungee

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.
Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."
by austicoatk March 29, 2010
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