austicoatk's definitions

Spaneuter

A gender-neutral (and thus, politically correct) neologism combining the terms "spay" and "neuter." This word may be used to avoid the more awkward and wordy phrase, "spay and neuter."

Animal rights activist: "Everyone should spay and neuter their pets. If you have a tomcat, please have him neutered; and take that bitch in heat to get spayed!"

Animal owner: "Chill out. I have an appointment to have them spaneutered on Wednesday."

by austicoatk March 16, 2010

Laxahol

A heady mix of any laxative substance and alcohol, i.e., prune juice and whiskey.

Common laxaholic beverages include The Grigsby and the effervescent Sparkling Grigsby.

by austicoatk September 30, 2011

Anthropomotorism

The practice of accessorizing a car's appearance with fake human body parts, i.e., TruckNutz.

"Hey, did you see the size of those trucksticles on that Prius? That's what I call anthropomotorism!"

by austicoatk December 15, 2011

Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.

"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011

Cajun Grigsby

Yet another variant of the ever-popular laxaholic tonic, "The Grigsby." This version of the popular breakfast cocktail contains chicory root or chicory root extract to augment its laxative effects.

"I gar-on-TEE the Cajun Grigsby will give you explosive gas!!!"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011

like 'at

An abbreviated form of the phrase, "like that." Often heard in conversation involving individuals from rural communities in The American South and Southwest.

"Hey Jessup, you ever seen a deal like 'at?"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011

shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.

Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."

by austicoatk February 22, 2013