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Big Bax Funerals is a very successful funeral business. It prides itself on making funerals fun and not giving refunds. They also turn your relatives into minerals. We have millions of Oscars for the business and we make little to no money. We have many grammy awards from are jingle used to promote really amazing business. We get a total of 1 million customers a day which is really good for the business as we make a lot of friends along the way. This superstar business was founded by Big Bax, Ralfano, Maxipad and Ernie
BIG BAX FUNERAL LYRICS
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

When your daughter dies of cancer

and you cannot find the answer

Call Big Bax

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Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)
by augh123456789 September 8, 2022
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