2 definitions by astroworm

When you shit on your lover's head and it runs down their sides looking like a penguin.
Last night was so hot, I gave my girl a Penguin Tux!
by astroworm September 6, 2006
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Farting in a revolving door, leaving your stink for the next person.
Oh man I was the victim of a Cincinnati Test Tube, coming into work today.
by astroworm May 31, 2012
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