1 definition by astank5
To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.
Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.
Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.
Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?
Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.
Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?
Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
by astank5 May 3, 2023