assman's definitions

the force

Sitting on the shitter and pushing as hard as you can

Your face goes red and you get all sweaty

by assman November 17, 2003

Kraig Vasquez

A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.

Sosa was so drunk last night that he willingly received a kraig vasquez.

by Assman December 2, 2004

Bum

nothin better than a fine woman's "Bum", they make me happy in the pants (if u know what i mean)

that chick has a nice bum i sure would like to stick my willy in it.

by assman July 16, 2003

booger bears

Ugly Girls

Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"

by assman February 10, 2004