1 definition by assatvalorant
Iris is both one of the best and worst people you'll ever meet. Both a hoe and an e-girl, Iris has a hard time spending time on things other than social media where she has a 500k snapscore and valorant, where she's hardstuck silver/gold. Somehow shes still smart academically - but she lacks any ounce of brain cells and is one of the slowest people you'll ever meet. Shes also earned the title of gnome, gremlin, and attack midget, which is rightfully deserved as shes 5'2. Due to her status as an e-girl she is in desperate need of touching grass and spending money on things other than nitro and food. Iris also severely lacks something called social interactions and 'friends'. Although Iris is built like a whale, she somehow anways manages to get guys, although shes ass at reciprocating feelings and ends up rejecting them all. She also has issues moving on from them like the socially deprived person she is. Somehow, you're still friends with her.
"Iris is a hoe!"
"You see Iris? She's a down bad Asian, never ever get close to her."
"Who's that short asian chick over there?"
"Bro, that's Iris."
"You see Iris? She's a down bad Asian, never ever get close to her."
"Who's that short asian chick over there?"
"Bro, that's Iris."
by assatvalorant October 12, 2021