7 definitions by ass clown

masturbate

To jack one's beanstalk.
Or, to choke one's chicken.

by ass clown November 4, 2002

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.

by ass clown November 4, 2002

In multiplayer games, the place where a dead person or a person that has just joined is born or created.

by ass clown October 19, 2003

To recieve a blowjob while operating a motorized vehicle.

I recieved road head while driving to Minneapolis today.

by ass clown February 8, 2003

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.

I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

by ass clown January 18, 2003

Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.

They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.

by ass clown March 22, 2004

What people buy their daughter for her birthday when they think they are poor.

I got a bootleg scooter off ebay for my birthday.

by ass clown March 22, 2004