rogaining

A particularly munt-filled beer drinking event. Competitors compete head to head in an event in which they must skol one beer at each of five stations, and sprint around 50m between stations (often a circuit is set up with the first and last stops at the same station). Notorious for shaking and bloating the stomach while drinking, causing mass amounts of high-velocity chunder into bins which are generally kept at the stations.
D'ya see him munt all over himself at the rogaining?
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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canuck

A person from the Australian state of Queensland; used by New South Welshman in the derogative.

Explanation: the three eastern states of Australia are Queensland in the north, Victoria in the south, and New South Wales between them. Using North America as a guide, the states are colloquially known as Canada, Mexico and the USA respectively. As such, with canuck being a slang term for Canadian, it too becomes a slang term Queenslander.
NSWer: Those canucks drink Four X because they can't spell beer.
by Aspirex April 08, 2006
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pants optional

Pants optional, if used at a party, actually means that pants are not allowed. All people must drop their trousers immediately (unless they have no underwear)
1: Why are you wearing pants?
2: Because my legs would get cold otherwise.
1: But it's pants optional.
2: Oh. (Drops pants)
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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intellectual chess

Intellectual Chess is a drunken game which entirely not based upon regular chess. The game involves taking a large knife, spraying the blade with deodorant, setting fire to it, and then throwing it to each other (NB: throwing it to each other, not at each other.) Intellectual Chess has been played only once, and nobody was hurt.
We were drunk enough that we actually played Intellectual Chess last night.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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Munty McMuntMunt

The name conferred upon one who has just finished a munt.
How was the munt, Munty McMuntMunt? Now drink this beer.
by Aspirex November 18, 2005
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five cougars thanks

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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shnorkel

A technique for the rapid consumption of beer from bottles. A bendy straw is inserted into the top of the bottle, and is bent over the side; then, the beer can be consumed from the mouth of the bottle, leaving the bendy straw exposed to allow air into the bottle.
1: Everyone outside, we're shnorkelling.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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