2 definitions by asphalt

She is probably under 5’4. Very humorous and deals with anger issues. Quite sensitive at times. She’s usually known in school for how cool she is. When it’s that time of the month, she is pure evil and serves no mercy. Her nickname is Jo, Jon, Johnny. If you’ve have her as a friend, you’re lucky !
Person 1 - omg is that Joneetha ?

Person 2 - yeah, she’s super cool and friendly

Person 1 - ohh wow I’m gonna go talk to her
by asphalt November 23, 2021
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When someone dumps their significant other by changing their facebook relationship status instead of actually saying anything.
I'm not sure if Lottie knows that I dumped her yet. I gave her a facebook dump, but I don't think she's been online today.
by asphalt March 3, 2008
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