ash's definitions

The Gary

noun. crazy compulsive blanking

person X: heloooooooo
person Y: .
person X: u ayt?
person Y: .

(tumbleweed blows in the wind)

person X: dnt do "The Gary" on meeee!

by ash April 10, 2005

50p lifesaver

Slang for condomn. (popular with underage teenagers)

" i was fucking lucky i had that 50p lifesaver!"

by Ash February 16, 2005

footy

A shortened version of the word football used in:

Australia to mean either:
Australian Rules football
Rugby League
Rugby Union

England to mean:
Soccer

I'm off to the footy this Friday night to see my beloved Kangaroos thump Collingwood. Man those Magpie supporters are bogans.

by Ash April 12, 2005

everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.

Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid

by Ash April 21, 2005

Send It

Rock climbing: Used to encourage a fellow climber to finish a route or problem. Similar to and interchangeable with "allez!" (French), or "dale" (Spanish)

Come on, man, send it!

by Ash April 26, 2005

Blerk

A word made up by atease member Ash. It means "to fart with great force".

I just blerked right in your FACE!

by Ash May 29, 2003

non-thesaurusical

When chris is trying to act random, but everyone knows he's totally planned.

"Chris is being like so non-thesaurusical right now, i think i could wet myself because it's so funny

by Ash December 15, 2004