ash's definitions

your best

i don't give a shit but i tried doesn't mean i was trying to do anything good

(jumps off clif but doesn't die) i did my best

by ash November 30, 2003

Jelly Bracelets

I say the colors are:
Blue: kiss
Yellow: Hug
Red: lapdance
Purple: oral sex
Black: intercourse

At my school that's how it is.

by ash December 6, 2003

'potch

Hall's Slang for biznatchasquatchhotchpotch. Loosely translates to bitch.

oh, you're such a 'potch.

by Ash August 8, 2003

hand cannon

Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)

Jon said he carried a gun, but not anything as formidable as a hand cammon!

by ash August 19, 2003

Flamer

Pertaining to someone/something that is gay/stupid/idotic

d00d, you are such a flamer.

My computer is such a flamer

Yo dawg, quit being a flamer

by Ash September 27, 2003

one time

South African slang term. An exclamation expressing approval

"Let's hit the beach"
"One time!"

by Ash July 22, 2004

shiny-happy

A so-called "normal" person who shuns the feelings the rest of us have, stigmatizes our solutions, and would take away our right to self-terminate, calling us selfish or immature or incapable of deciding our own destinies.

He was totally going to bleed to fruition, but some shiny-happy found him and called 911. Now he'll be in therapy making other shiny-happies feel good about themselves.

by ASH September 20, 2004