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something that you need to know how to do if you want any hope of getting laid.
If you want ever want to get laid, learn how to dance.
by asdfsa October 16, 2006
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Once a prosperous nation, now a debt ridden police state. After Bush's illogical foreign policy pissed off the entire world, the tragedy of 9-11 happened. And then our freedoms were reaped via the patriot act and similar laws and acts, thus turning the US into a police state. The most ironic part is that those laws were passed to 'protect the liberties of the American people', it really makes you think.

Soon after, for no reason, George catapulted the US into an illegal oil war. That costs 7 trillion dollars to maintain . And you're paying for it.

Thank you Mr. President
by asdfsa August 18, 2007
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one who uses (smokes or eats) cannabis recreationally . We tend to be nice people so stop oppressing and scapegoating us for thing like murder, war, and rape for making a PERSONAL LIFE CHOICE to smoke a plant!

the stereotype: long, shaggy hair, crazy facial hair, reeks of ganja, bloodshot eyes, eating copious amounts of junk food, and wearing a 'legalize it' t-shirt. This is what we get labeled as. Ignorance, arrogance, and bad commericials ensue.
stoner: I Made the desicion to take control of my own body by making a life choice to smoke a virtually harmless plant which has been used by mankind for 10,000+ years and never caused a single fatality, and harming no-one.

*is for some reason cut in half by a chainsaw-weilding nazi straight edge teenager and set ablaze by a zombie version of Harry Anslinger*

One of the two: stupid fucking stoners! See what they made me do!!
by asdfsa October 1, 2006
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The greatest drummer to have ever walked the earth, hands down.
Buddy is the reason why 95% percent of drummers started playing. Myself included.

(look him up on drummerworld.com)
I saw a Buddy Rich video when I was about 4 years old, I've been playing ever since.
After these 15 years that percussion has been in my life, I still look up to him as my god.
by asdfsa November 26, 2007
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Any cannabis (marijuana) that is smuggled into the country, tends to come from mexico. It is of extremely low quality because: it was badly grown and/or has been impregnated (or, it was schwag to begin with) , it is dried way the hell out by the sun, then compressed and flattened into bricks, for ease of smuggling . All of the activities aformentioned cause the plant to lose THC. And by the time anyone is stupid enough to buy it, its got about 2%-3% THC. And when smoked, it tastes like shit, it harsh on your lungs/throat and will generally take 15-25 hits to actually feel a goddamm buzz.
Any real smoker would rather have a dimebag of White Widow than a kilo of brick bud.
by asdfsa September 17, 2006
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