lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

hdb

hdb = everything

hdb owns all of you!

by asdf October 01, 2003

Oedipus

Some who is turned on by large McDonalds Workers

"Hey, Taylox, lets go to McDonalds"

by asdf September 07, 2004

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

the laps

lesbian anal poop sex

quaids got the laps

by asdf December 05, 2003

phan

a fan of the band Phish

phans are heady, brah

by asdf May 13, 2005

HMB

frikin awesome definition guy that either reads the dictionary or fucks so many smart chicks that the smartness from them goes to him and therefore becomes smart

a collaquianism of a president WTF HAHAHAH

by asdf October 05, 2004