8 definitions by artisplay
After a disappointing muffin buttering session during which Nat repeatedly interrupted with text notifications, Alex could only express his dismay with a loud and definitive ‘Eeeesh!”
by artisplay August 26, 2023
After his hour long, stairmaster workout, Joseph felt the oncoming drip, drip, drip and squish, squish squish of the eeeesh on his balls
by artisplay August 26, 2023
by artisplay August 26, 2023
A mobile expanding bladder, caused by a rollerblader who stops at Starbucks for a venti refresher on half-off Wednesdays, drinks most of it sitting down, then continues on their way. Makes even routine rollingblading an extreme sport unless wearing an adult diaper.
Natalie downed the whole raspberry açaí, then kept going. Her rollerbladder needs a toilet shortly, or else the next sidewalk bump gonna be rollerbladder sploosh.
by artisplay August 5, 2023
The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.
By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.
by artisplay August 5, 2023
A penalty incurred by especially naughty pricks, the penalury is appropriately humiliating. Offender is instructed to dump healthy sized excrement into a toilet, then pony up to the porcelain bowl on their knees, soup spoon in hand, and cheerfully savor all of it while their mommy or daddy watches. Afterward the bowl should be completely clean without flushing.
The alternative for those especially contemptuous pricks who troll their own fake wanking is two scoops of this excrement on an ice cream cone, top it with fresh semen frosting and a dip into pube trimmings, then lick it equally cheerfully while humming Mary Had A Little Lamb.
The alternative for those especially contemptuous pricks who troll their own fake wanking is two scoops of this excrement on an ice cream cone, top it with fresh semen frosting and a dip into pube trimmings, then lick it equally cheerfully while humming Mary Had A Little Lamb.
“Alec wanted to try penalury just like his friends did. He went to the toilet, dumped a poo, grabbed a spoon and gobbled it with excitement”
“Being a prick wasn’t enough, Alex had to pretend he yanked his ding dong and gloat about it. His penalty escalated to an embarrassing penalury with all the toppings.”
“Being a prick wasn’t enough, Alex had to pretend he yanked his ding dong and gloat about it. His penalty escalated to an embarrassing penalury with all the toppings.”
by artisplay August 14, 2023
On the middle of women’s menstrual cycle, this is the conspicuously missing cervical mucus quality when your basal core temperature is almost feverishly sparkly, indicating you have harvested an ovulating disco ball egg and your as ripe as a yellow star fruit.
No need to do a cervix check, it was obvious to everyone she tagged on tiktok that Nat had glitter mucus.
by artisplay September 11, 2023