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A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.
That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.
by artagnon January 12, 2016
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Abbreviation for Forever Alone. Used to describe someone who doesn't have friends or relationships.
1: So, did you ask her out?
2: No man, I'm FA.
by artagnon January 12, 2016
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