armageddon ham's definitions

15 minutes

15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Geico

Person 1: Hey so how are you today?
The Gecko: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Geico

by armageddon ham September 15, 2020

Room 217

the room from stephen king's the shining, in the movie some idiot forgot the number and changed it to 237.
to get cabin fever, like the guy in the shining did and get angry at people in the building
a room that has something gross in it(in the book it had a decomposing cadaver)

danny? yes o'halloran? don't go into room 217
oh shit, the cat left a real room 217 situation in there!
yeah dane went real room 217 on us last night, he broke the switch controller when we were playing smash

by armageddon ham February 12, 2020

Crowbar

Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.

No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.

Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.

by armageddon ham September 29, 2020

Idiot

If you have to look this up you're one of them

You're an idiot if you don't know what idiot means.

by armageddon ham December 22, 2020

Quaranta Giorni

Italian for 14 days, how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death. Be honest, you heard it from Russel in Half-Life: Alyx.

Alyx: I don't actually know that much about the quarantine zone
Russel: Well the word 'quarantine' comes from the word quaranta giorni, which is how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death.

by armageddon ham September 26, 2020

TikTok

The greatest septic tank of cringe there is, next to iFunny and 4chan.
A place where underage kids go to look at Fortnite memes from 2+ years ago
Probably government spyware

'Vro that meme is stolen and it's stolen from fucking TikTok.'
'Jesus fucking christ my little brother is on TikTok.'
'They're banning TikTok, I see this as an absolute win.'

by armageddon ham September 26, 2020