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Room 217

the room from stephen king's the shining, in the movie some idiot forgot the number and changed it to 237.
to get cabin fever, like the guy in the shining did and get angry at people in the building
a room that has something gross in it(in the book it had a decomposing cadaver)
danny? yes o'halloran? don't go into room 217
oh shit, the cat left a real room 217 situation in there!
yeah dane went real room 217 on us last night, he broke the switch controller when we were playing smash
by armageddon ham February 12, 2020
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Crowbar

Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.

No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
by armageddon ham September 29, 2020
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Mud People

1. A term describing people with a poop fetish
2. Those wankers from L4D2 that crawl around in the swamp levels.
3. A racist slang term for black people(rare).
"I'm going to hang out with Emily and Dave tonight, wanna come? No way dude, Emily and Dave are mud people."
"SHIT, WE GOT MUD PEOPLE, ANYONE HAVE ADRENALINE OR PILLS!?"
"Son, you know that I don't want you hanging around them mud people."
by armageddon ham March 26, 2020
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Covidiot

Term created by the centrist(ew) media to describe people who don't wear masks or follow basic hygiene, such as not coughing on people because they got your McDonald's order wrong.
Some lamestream news anchor: Yes the covidiots are spreading the virus
Some Gen Xer: I can't believe there are so many covidiots!
by armageddon ham September 26, 2020
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Quaranta Giorni

Italian for 14 days, how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death. Be honest, you heard it from Russel in Half-Life: Alyx.
Alyx: I don't actually know that much about the quarantine zone
Russel: Well the word 'quarantine' comes from the word quaranta giorni, which is how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death.
by armageddon ham September 26, 2020
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TikTok

The greatest septic tank of cringe there is, next to iFunny and 4chan.
A place where underage kids go to look at Fortnite memes from 2+ years ago
Probably government spyware
'Vro that meme is stolen and it's stolen from fucking TikTok.'
'Jesus fucking christ my little brother is on TikTok.'
'They're banning TikTok, I see this as an absolute win.'
by armageddon ham September 26, 2020
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