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evil genius bent on ruling the world. Started his evil plot by practicing taking over the Mlive.com Lions board. Uses the devious trick of seemly being a "cool" poster that likes to joke around. Actually uses his legions of "pet buttmonkey's" to do his bidding and bring other posters into line that might stray from his evil plan. Not to be underestimated!
MrCarl, I, CoolHand, the evil genius future ruler of the world, command you, my loyal right hand buttmonkey, to lay the smack down on that LionsFanatic guy for questioning me! Here's your bananna.
by arlander December 14, 2004
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