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2 definitions by apple-scruff

A sexy person; a sexy beast.
Emily: Damn he's hot!
Caitlyn: He is a fine slice of sexy cake.
by apple-scruff July 11, 2004
Every sexy person is a slice of sexy cake. People who are sexy on one way are on one side of the cake while people who are sexy in another way is on the other side. The sexier someone is, the bigger the slice they are.
Caitlyn: Look at him, he is so sexy!
Emily: How big a slice do you think he is?
Caitlyn: I think he's a whole cake Em!
by apple-scruff July 11, 2004