2 definitions by aphillyp

Cum Troll

Someone who hordes their cum towels within their bedroom.

Jared a real Cum Troll. Last week I went over to his place and there 4 towels stiff as morning wood.

by aphillyp April 16, 2021

Testicular Asphyxiation

Suffocating someone to the point of death by means of your own nutsack.

God dammit Brian I’m gonna kill you by testicular asphyxiation. You’re gonna be breathing my nutsack in like a damn grocery bag over your head.

by aphillyp June 22, 2021