38 definitions by antonio

Montana blitzkrieg

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.

"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."

by antonio January 16, 2005

Idaho roadblock

A preemptive shielding of the asshole, be it the use of duct tape or plaster, to prevent ass rapage in a bad neighborhood. It is called the Idaho roadblock because it was first implemented in Boise.

"I perfected the Idaho roadblock before going to Camden."
"Good move."

by antonio January 16, 2005

Toronto nigger

A knowledgable, well-cultured black person usually involved in accounting or law and abhors rap.

"Abnor is the biggest Toronto nigger."
"I no I can tell by his name."

by antonio January 16, 2005