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2 definitions by antiscian

US Senator and Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.
Pastor: Obama is a long legged mack daddy!
by antiscian April 11, 2008
Not properly fitting in the filter into the coffee maker so that grains of coffee escape into the coffee pot and inevitably into your cup.
Christian: Hey bro I made some coffee.
Jon: Ahh shit, the filter is all messed up.
Jon: Bro, you just filter fucked the coffee!
by antiscian April 10, 2008